Duck Duck Goose
February 14, 2006 - 4:01 p.m.
�Oh, sorry. I thought you were a quail.�
Doesn�t really work, does it?
I�ve said it here before: Chick Deney is frightening, dangerously so. But trust me, I wasn�t thinking of anything like this. Maybe I�m just uber-clever or something, but I can tell the difference between my friend and a fucking quail (at least when my friend is accessorized in bright orange hunting gear).
Or did he forget they were on a hunting trip and instead think they were playing paintball? Man, I don�t need friends who are that kind of forgetful.
What if�
GB2 had gone along on Chick�s hunting trip and likewise had been mistaken for a small game bird and did not survive?
Would Chick ascend to the presidency, or would he be tried as a presidential assassin? Or both?
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