Memes in Hell
August 16, 2006 - 3:53 p.m.
A long weekend with a vacation day tacked on for four lovely days off. Gorgeous weather, some time spent at the beach, and one rainy morning to get the mundane, housework-y stuff done.
In contrast, a meme swiped from goingloopy:
MY OWN PERSONAL HELL
Drinks in my Hell:
Gin
Prune juice
Sour milk
Food in my Hell:
Melons (any kind, including watermelon)
Bockwurst (NASTY!)
Liver
Coffee yogurt
Turnip
The following vegetables, if cooked: broccoli, summer squash, cabbage, bell peppers
Occupations in my Hell:
Waitress
Orderly
Nursing assistant
Gynecologist at free clinic
Stripper
Prostitute
Porn star
Cleaning public restrooms
Cleaning zoo cages or barns
Music mixes in my Hell:
Disco
Hillbilly Hit Parade
Polkas
Kiddie songs
President in my Hell:
The chick who used to work here but left to become a Mary Kay lady
Only author in my Hell:
The guy who wrote The Bridges of Madison County
Husbands in my Hell:
O. J. Simpson
Richard Hatch
Ted Kaczynski a/k/a the Unabomber
Carrot Top
Gilbert Gottfried
Scott Stapp
Vincent A. �Buddy� Cianci (Providence�s former mayor who is now behind bars)
Osama Bin Laden
Only activities allowed in my Hell:
Vacuuming cat hair from sofas
Swimming with sharks
Answering phone calls from telemarketers
Having blood drawn
Getting enemas
Good times, yeah.
Autumn
Stuck in my head : �Heartbreaker� � Pat Benatar (though I�m not a fan)
Trick or Treat - November 02, 2007
Autumn Has Left the Building - July 19, 2007
The Nail - June 04, 2007
Ungolding - June 01, 2007
Bollocks - May 29, 2007